No More Counting Dollars We'll Be Counting Stars

wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

(Source: okaytrue, via sniffing)

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

(Source: kayytx, via heliolisk)

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via unlawfully)

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals, via crystallized-teardrops)

poopflow:

james franco look like one of those sweaty stoners that shows up to class late every day and is like “you got another pencil i can use bruh” and he never gives them back what does he do with all those pencils

(via happiest)

kantamizuno:

THE GREATEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY

(via fake-mermaid)

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

(via asiuns)

laurosnes:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

(Source: arnericasinger, via heliolisk)

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(via p-r-o-c-a-s-t-i-n-a-t-i-o-n)