No More Counting Dollars We'll Be Counting Stars

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

(via love-is-keeping-a-promise-anyway)

thecompanionsdoctor:

I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER

(via love-is-keeping-a-promise-anyway)

dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

(via love-is-keeping-a-promise-anyway)

rosyemily:

me when someone tries to flirt with me

(Source: joepublic, via bigbootahbitchez)

averagefairy:

april fools is coming up but who cares cause my life is a joke every day of the year 

(via spanish-radio)

psych2go:

You can find more facts psych2go

(via sodamnrelatable)

anounces:

never, ever, tell me that “it doesn’t matter.”

because if it was enough to make you cry

if it hurt you that much

then it does matter

never think that you are insignifcant

or that your problems aren’t important

because you matter

(via thefaultinourcoldhearts)

bled:

i visited my local cafe last week and i find this book on the table, i wanted to find the owner so i thought there may be a name on the front/back page, but i came across this. i think it says: 'i often think how you must see me with those beautiful eyes of yours'. i left it where i originally found it, because maybe it was meant to be read my someone, I’m still not sure..

bled:

i visited my local cafe last week and i find this book on the table, i wanted to find the owner so i thought there may be a name on the front/back page, but i came across this. i think it says: 'i often think how you must see me with those beautiful eyes of yours'. i left it where i originally found it, because maybe it was meant to be read my someone, I’m still not sure..

(Source: vein, via crunchier)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

(via spanish-radio)